12 Stains of an Australian Christmas

December 25, 2024

The 12 Stains of an Australian Christmas

The festive season is a time for joy, laughter, and... stains.

From Aunt Carol's red wine spill to the dog's festive mishap, here’s your ultimate (and slightly cheeky) guide to tackling the 12 most common Christmas stains in Australia. TABLE OF CONTENTS

Berry Stains - Pavlova Problems

Simply Clotheslines 12 Stains of an Australian Christmas

Uh-oh! A juicy berry escaped the pavlova and landed on your favourite shirt? No worries, mate! Hit the stain with cold water straight away Rub in some liquid detergent or stain remover, let it chill for 15 minutes, then chuck it in a cold wash.

BBQ or Tomato Sauce Stains - Snag Snaggers

Dropped a saucy snag on your shorts? First, scrape off the extra sauce (bonus points if you resist licking it!). Rinse the stain from the back with cold water—no point pushing it deeper in! Rub in some detergent or stain remover, let it work its magic for 15 minutes, then wash in warm water. Too easy!

Cranberry Sauce Stains - Festive Fiasco

Spilled some cranberry sauce? No worries! Scrape off the extra gloop like a pro, then rinse the stain from the back with cold water. Rub in some liquid detergent or stain remover, let it sit for 15 minutes, then wash in warm water. Crisis averted!

Red Wine - The Holiday Classic

Would it even be Christmas without someone waving a full glass of South Australian Shiraz like they’re conducting an orchestra? Quick fix: pour white wine or vinegar on the stain, blot (no scrubbing unless you’re going for a DIY tie-dye look).

Turkey Drippings & Grease - Feast Fallout

Turkey juice doing laps on your best tablecloth? Mix warm water with a splash of rubbing alcohol, dab like a pro, and rub in soap. Let it soak and wash as usual—Christmas crisis avoided!

Chocolate Stains - Sweet Trouble

Advent calendar dramas or dessert mishaps? Freeze the stain with an ice cube, scrape it off like a chocolate ninja, and rinse gently with warm water. Sweet save!

Candle Wax - Romantic Dinner Aftermath

Nothing says "festive" like wax drips on the table. Freeze the wax with an ice cube, scrape it off, and wash with soapy water. Magic restored!

Lipstick - Mistletoe Mayhem

Holiday smooches gone rogue? Freeze the lipstick stain with an ice cube, scrape gently, and wash as usual.

Coffee - Early Morning Fuel

Fuel for wrapping marathons can be messy. Sprinkle baking soda on the spill, blot until it vanishes, and get back to your wrapping wizardry!

Pet Accidents - Furry Friends’ Festivities

Fido feeling festive in the wrong way? Add baking soda to your laundry detergent and air dry. For carpets and rugs, call in the pros - or claim it's "rustic charm".